I bought a new leather couch recently and it was a very expensive process. But even brand new, and a sectional, it was less expensive than this $5000 Couch for sale on Craigslist. But my new couch lacks something that this couch doesn’t…jizm. For you see, the couch above was used in several films. Adult films, including “Casting Couch Whores #8” and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.” So, at least you know it’ll have only been exemplary ladies. You don’t just waltz into the adult film industry and get a role in the illustrious LBNotBS series without some serious acting chops and a touch of class.

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Collectors are fascinating people, particularly when they have a fascination with products that have a tie to their childhood. For example, check out this life-sized statue of Street Fighter character Chun-Li, selling for $8000. No, that isn’t Chun-Li’s typical attire…she usually wears this comparably subdued dress for her video game battles. But is there any better way to show your commitment to Chun-Li than this monument to her greatness? Buying this highly sexualized 6-foot tall video game character with thick thighs and a thong pretty much guarantees that, no matter how charming you are, Chun-Li will forever be the only woman in your life.

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Moon fever continues to grip the world even after last week’s 40th anniversary of the first moon landing. Further evidence can be found inthis limited edition reprint of Norman Mailer’s Moonfire, a book chronicling Apollo 11’s journey, expected to sell for approximately $400,000. Fortunately, for value purposes, there’s more than just a book included as the 12 copies being released will also feature a moon rock which may or may not be the exact same thing as a regular rock (only with 100% more moon). Book spoiler alert!: Dumbledore dies during the launch. I hope that didn’t ruin it for you.

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Not to pick on Star Trek fans yet again, but they certainly seem to buy some, ahem, interesting things. Take for example this “Tribble,” a fictional alien species from the Star Trek TV series which sold for $3,200 on eBay. With a certificate of authenticity signed by Chris “Son of [Beam Me Up,] Scotty” Doohan, this is the finest bit of memorabilia that looks like something you brushed off your cat that money can buy. [via, thanks Toby for the tip!]

Star Trek fans are a notoriously, um, passionate group of people. So it might not shock you to see a $2200 replica version of the Star Trek Classic Captain Kirk Chair. While the seat won’t suddenly give your lonely studio apartment the gift of intergalactic travel, it will give you a companion in the form of a life-sized replica of Captain Kirk, included with every purchase. The Web site advocates putting it in the “family area where you display all your other Star Trek collectibles,” apparently unaware of the paradox formed by the idea that a Star Trek fanatic would able to convince an Earth woman to bear their child. [via]