Dog fashion is all the rage…people spend thousands of dollars on coats and shirts and, I don’t know, fedoras for their dogs. But why spend that much when you can make a purchase that says, “Hey, I’m a dog and I know my place,” like NFL Shop’s Philadelphia Eagles Customizable Dog Jersey for $40. The jersey says so much, like that you’re an Eagles fan and that you love your dog enough to buy him clothes, but not quite enough to avoid mocking him and the plight of his people behind his back.

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What you see pictured above looks like an ordinary, attractive diamond. And at $8700 per carat for a canary cut diamond by Memorial Diamonds, it’s fairly close to market value. But the secret ingredient in making the diamonds is love. And by love, I mean the love you have for a relative, spouse, or pet because this diamond is made with the ashes of your loved one. With a process that involves creating a raw diamond crystal using the carbon from your cremated ashes, then cutting and polishing it, you can make a diamond with the same properties as a natural one with the power of science. Which is great, because I was really feeling as though my diamonds don’t have nearly enough dead guy in them.

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People tend to think that we’ve domesticated animals like cats and dogs.  Yes, they now sit by our side in our homes instead of in the wild, but we as humans are the ones who now feed them, clean up after them, scratch them behind their adorable ears, and occasionally (and somewhat idiotically) clothe them.  So how else can a dog assert its power over you?  With this 14-karat gold Pooper Scooper Pendant, selling for $280.  What better way to take a reminder of Fido everywhere you go than a jeweled reminder of how you lovingly clean up his feces.  Your grandparents should be so lucky to get the same care.

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When a man sees a woman in a bikini, he can typically get enough of an idea of how the woman might look with no clothes at all. But that wasn’t enough for one German inventor. Meet the Get Naked Bikini, an as-yet-unpriced bikini which disappears as soon as the fabric touches the water, leaving the formerly somewhat clothed woman now completely nude. The product is under fire for its misogynistic undertones, with one protester saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.” So what do you think: Hilarious prank OR disgusting prank that’s still kind of sexy but I won’t admit that publicly because, wow, that’s pretty bad? Looks like we’ll all have to stop taking bikinis from strangers.

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My girlfriend is a bit of a handbag connoisseur, often prattling on about the craftsmanship of a purse to the point in which I want to strangle myself with a Miu Miu strap. So I can certainly identify the quality in this Judith Leiber Cupcake Crystal-Embellished Clutch, retailing for $4300. You see not only does it have the crystals, it also looks uncannily like a cupcake. And much like a cupcake, it’s designed to hold your feminine hygiene products. Nobody ever accused my mother of being good with baked goods, mind you.

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