I bought a new leather couch recently and it was a very expensive process. But even brand new, and a sectional, it was less expensive than this $5000 Couch for sale on Craigslist. But my new couch lacks something that this couch doesn’t…jizm. For you see, the couch above was used in several films. Adult films, including “Casting Couch Whores #8” and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.” So, at least you know it’ll have only been exemplary ladies. You don’t just waltz into the adult film industry and get a role in the illustrious LBNotBS series without some serious acting chops and a touch of class.

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, at least if we’re to believe the propagandists at Kellogg’s. But if you want anything truly delicious, it might take a while. That’s where the $3500 ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine comes in. Designed for busy restaurants or coffee shops, but available to the general public, the ChefStack will take your pancake batter and shoot out up to 200 pancakes an hour. Perfect for a busy cook or an obese person who’s always dreamed of eating their breakfast like the episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy worked at the cherry factory.

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In spite of recent beliefs that she does more to damage women’s perception of themselves rather than aid it, Barbie is an icon. So to celebrate previous anniversary of the doll, De Beers designed the $85,000 Diamond Barbie. With miniature white gold jewelry and an outfit with 160 miniature diamonds, this Barbie doll (which looks absolutely nothing like any Barbie dolls I’ve seen) is ready to hit the town. Well, she’s actually extremely underdressed to enter any place that doesn’t have the name of a mint and an exotic animal in neon lights above the door, but still, you can’t put a price on whorish luxury.

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Collectors are fascinating people, particularly when they have a fascination with products that have a tie to their childhood. For example, check out this life-sized statue of Street Fighter character Chun-Li, selling for $8000. No, that isn’t Chun-Li’s typical attire…she usually wears this comparably subdued dress for her video game battles. But is there any better way to show your commitment to Chun-Li than this monument to her greatness? Buying this highly sexualized 6-foot tall video game character with thick thighs and a thong pretty much guarantees that, no matter how charming you are, Chun-Li will forever be the only woman in your life.

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I often feel bad for garbage, since it has such a poor reputation. What was once beloved can then end up in a pile of the most wretched smelling items in town. But now you can class up your garbage a bit with Sylvie Fleury’s $15,000 Gold-Plated Garbage Cans. With only 25 of these in the world, you could be the Crowned Prince of Dumpster Diving. Or you could opt to finally bring some joy to the cold cold heart of Oscar the Grouch. Through that gruff exterior lies someone crying out for a touch of elegance.

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