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I bought a new leather couch recently and it was a very expensive process.  But even brand new, and a sectional, it was less expensive than this $5000 Couch for sale on Craigslist.  But my new couch lacks something that this couch doesn’t…jizm.  For you see, the couch above was used in several films.  Adult films, including “Casting Couch Whores #8” and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.”  So, at least you know it’ll have only been exemplary ladies.  You don’t just waltz into the adult film industry and get a role in the illustrious LBNotBS series without some serious acting chops and a touch of class.

[via, thanks Going Like Sixty for the tip!]

I bought a new leather couch recently and it was a very expensive process. But even brand new, and a sectional, it was less expensive than this $5000 Couch for sale on Craigslist. But my new couch lacks something that this couch doesn’t…jizm. For you see, the couch above was used in several films. Adult films, including “Casting Couch Whores #8” and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.” So, at least you know it’ll have only been exemplary ladies. You don’t just waltz into the adult film industry and get a role in the illustrious LBNotBS series without some serious acting chops and a touch of class.

[via, thanks Going Like Sixty for the tip!]

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