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Maybe you shouldn't buy that.
Luxurious vacations are so overrated.  People spend thousands just to sit out in the sun, take a couple of pictures, and ultimately have nothing to show for it.  If you believe that, but still want to take a vacation, here’s a way to put your money where your mouth is: The $19 “Survivor Special” at the Rancho Bernardo Inn in San Diego.  Some expensive hotel rooms come with a view or a couch or even a bowling alley, but who needs all that?  With the Survivor Special, you’re limited to just a room with one light in the bathroom for “safety purposes.”  Oh and hopefully you like sweating profusely but don’t like showering or using the bathroom, because the room comes bereft of A/C, towels, and toilet paper.  Which would be a real step up if you’ve been trapped in Buffalo Bill’s basement for the past 5 months…though there were actually more amenities there if you count the food and lotion.

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Luxurious vacations are so overrated. People spend thousands just to sit out in the sun, take a couple of pictures, and ultimately have nothing to show for it. If you believe that, but still want to take a vacation, here’s a way to put your money where your mouth is: The $19 “Survivor Special” at the Rancho Bernardo Inn in San Diego. Some expensive hotel rooms come with a view or a couch or even a bowling alley, but who needs all that? With the Survivor Special, you’re limited to just a room with one light in the bathroom for “safety purposes.” Oh and hopefully you like sweating profusely but don’t like showering or using the bathroom, because the room comes bereft of A/C, towels, and toilet paper. Which would be a real step up if you’ve been trapped in Buffalo Bill’s basement for the past 5 months…though there were actually more amenities there if you count the food and lotion.

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