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The handsome fellow you see above is the Steiff 125-Karat Bear, price unlisted, which was created for the legendary teddy bear company’s 125th anniversary.  Golden threads are knotted into the quality silk and mohair fur, which match his eyes, made of sapphire cabochons, surrounded by diamonds and placed in a yellow gold setting.  To top it off, he has a 24-karat gold button on his ear, because obviously he’d just look ridiculous without a bit of jewelry.  But in spite of the money put into making this fancy fancy bear, I can’t help but notice his creepy lifeless eyes staring back at me, like a trophy wife who fell in love with our lavish lifestyle but never quite fell in love with me.  Not like Teddy Ruxpin.  He wasn’t the best listener, but we could talk for hours.  Come back to me Teddy!  Come baaaaaack *sob sob*.[via]

The handsome fellow you see above is the Steiff 125-Karat Bear, price unlisted, which was created for the legendary teddy bear company’s 125th anniversary.  Golden threads are knotted into the quality silk and mohair fur, which match his eyes, made of sapphire cabochons, surrounded by diamonds and placed in a yellow gold setting.  To top it off, he has a 24-karat gold button on his ear, because obviously he’d just look ridiculous without a bit of jewelry.  But in spite of the money put into making this fancy fancy bear, I can’t help but notice his creepy lifeless eyes staring back at me, like a trophy wife who fell in love with our lavish lifestyle but never quite fell in love with me.  Not like Teddy Ruxpin.  He wasn’t the best listener, but we could talk for hours.  Come back to me Teddy!  Come baaaaaack *sob sob*.

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