People tend to think that we’ve domesticated animals like cats and dogs.  Yes, they now sit by our side in our homes instead of in the wild, but we as humans are the ones who now feed them, clean up after them, scratch them behind their adorable ears, and occasionally (and somewhat idiotically) clothe them.  So how else can a dog assert its power over you?  With this 14-karat gold Pooper Scooper Pendant, selling for $280.  What better way to take a reminder of Fido everywhere you go than a jeweled reminder of how you lovingly clean up his feces.  Your grandparents should be so lucky to get the same care.

[via, thanks Mike for the tip!]