![The toilet is a refuge for some people, a means of escaping the working world or the kids. But it lacks a certain explicit luxury. Enter the Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne, selling for $9900. Covered in a wood finish with a candleholder, ashtray, seat handle, lever, and personalizeable plaque, the toilet seems to have it all. Oh wait, it definitely does have it all since, when the toilet is raised, it also plays a song, and I quote, “about a king who arrived at the ministers council with his trousers on backwards.” Do I even need to tag a punchline to that? Your bowels should be loosening just reading this.
[via, thanks Kristy for the tip!]](http://28.media.tumblr.com/l7PdVT0LWqankg0ibl5zUXCro1_400.jpg)
The toilet is a refuge for some people, a means of escaping the working world or the kids. But it lacks a certain explicit luxury. Enter the Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne, selling for $9900. Covered in a wood finish with a candleholder, ashtray, seat handle, lever, and personalizeable plaque, the toilet seems to have it all. Oh wait, it definitely does have it all since, when the toilet is raised, it also plays a song, and I quote, “about a king who arrived at the ministers council with his trousers on backwards.” Do I even need to tag a punchline to that? Your bowels should be loosening just reading this.
[via, thanks Kristy for the tip!]
