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Maybe you shouldn't buy that.
I’m guessing you can’t tell what this is just by looking at the picture.  Now granted, I don’t know much about “gold” or “diamonds” or “pleasing a woman,” but I do know excess.  And this JimmyJane Eternity Gold with Diamond Vibrator, retailing for $2,750, screams excess.  Admittedly, man hasn’t quite unlocked all the mysteries of the vagina but I’m not entirely sure that you need both gold and diamonds to really heighten sexual pleasure.  Then again, perhaps if you combine these items with some chocolate, a good job, and a willingness to watch Matthew McConaughey movies, you may have created a woman’s ideal soulmate.

[via, thanks Jennifer for the tip!]

I’m guessing you can’t tell what this is just by looking at the picture. Now granted, I don’t know much about “gold” or “diamonds” or “pleasing a woman,” but I do know excess. And this JimmyJane Eternity Gold with Diamond Vibrator, retailing for $2,750, screams excess. Admittedly, man hasn’t quite unlocked all the mysteries of the vagina but I’m not entirely sure that you need both gold and diamonds to really heighten sexual pleasure. Then again, perhaps if you combine these items with some chocolate, a good job, and a willingness to watch Matthew McConaughey movies, you may have created a woman’s ideal soulmate.

[via, thanks Jennifer for the tip!]

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