Women love purses. Women also love forcing men into making ridiculous purchases in the hopes that they’ll be able to finagle sex. These two twains emphatically meet in the form of this Ginza Tanaka purse, covered in platinum and diamond studs, retailing for $1.63 million. You might think that so much money for a purse is a bit foolish, but think of all the effort you’ll save when you don’t actually have any money to carry around inside of the purse. Finally, the perfect gift for the rich person with atrophied arms in your life.

[via, thanks Brad for the tip!]