![I often find it difficult to get a good workout for my face; trying to lift barbells with it just doesn’t seem to work. The Home Shopping Network has solved that for me with the no!no! FaceTrainer, retailing for $199. What does it do? Well, it “enhance[s] facial exercise by adding resistance to the muscles while performing exercises, the FaceTrainer allows you to better focus on the facial muscles you are exercising.” In case word repetition doesn’t drive a point home, it exercises your face. Hard. A little steroids and your face will be ready to bench press a car or black out in a fit of rage.
[via, thanks Melanie for the tip!]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/l7PdVT0LWob248ek8NuaJWTwo1_400.jpg)
I often find it difficult to get a good workout for my face; trying to lift barbells with it just doesn’t seem to work. The Home Shopping Network has solved that for me with the no!no! FaceTrainer, retailing for $199. What does it do? Well, it “enhance[s] facial exercise by adding resistance to the muscles while performing exercises, the FaceTrainer allows you to better focus on the facial muscles you are exercising.” In case word repetition doesn’t drive a point home, it exercises your face. Hard. A little steroids and your face will be ready to bench press a car or black out in a fit of rage.
[via, thanks Melanie for the tip!]
