Babies aren’t known for their abilities at walking upright with great ease.  And you can really screw with them even more by throwing the $17,000 Diamond Pacifier into their mouth.  Covered in 278 pave cut diamonds and made with 14k white gold, your baby will be the envy of everyone else on the playground.  Well, assuming the other babies can stop from defecating on themselves or sucking on their toes long enough to notice.

[via, thanks Sandra for the tip!]