I’m not even sure how to set this one up because it might be the most worthless item we’ve featured here thus far.  These are Gold Pills, designed by Tobias Wong and selling for $429.  It’s unclear if they’re just for decoration or if they’re for consumption, though they consist of typically edible 24k gold leafs.  One dose of these pills will finally give your excrement a tangible value equal to the emotional value you’ve placed on it for years.

[via, thanks Kim for the tip!]