![Everyone loves massages, so why not invest in the HydroGlass hydrotherapy table, retailing for some obscene value that isn’t even posted online. It has a 7-head rainbar, heated aquabed, warm water mattress, and, the coup de grace, an aquarium. Now let’s suspend disbelief and pretend the aquarium is a good idea. You can’t even see the aquarium while using the device. Once again, fish escape the discomforting visual of your nude body, much like when they all leaped out of the lake like in Free Willy when you tried to skinny dip during your high school’s senior trip.
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Everyone loves massages, so why not invest in the HydroGlass hydrotherapy table, retailing for some obscene value that isn’t even posted online. It has a 7-head rainbar, heated aquabed, warm water mattress, and, the coup de grace, an aquarium. Now let’s suspend disbelief and pretend the aquarium is a good idea. You can’t even see the aquarium while using the device. Once again, fish escape the discomforting visual of your nude body, much like when they all leaped out of the lake like in Free Willy when you tried to skinny dip during your high school’s senior trip.
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