This is the Planet Eclipse Argyle Ego9 Marker, a $5001 paintball gun covered in over 11,000 Swarovski crystals.  Why the extra $1?  Because the previous most expensive gun, the Aurora Nexus Ego, was retailed at $5000.  It simply wouldn’t be the manly sport of paintball if you couldn’t have two companies having a dick measuring contest over who can get more sparkly crystals on their gun.

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