Star Trek fans are a notoriously, um, passionate group of people. So it might not shock you to see a $2200 replica version of the Star Trek Classic Captain Kirk Chair. While the seat won’t suddenly give your lonely studio apartment the gift of intergalactic travel, it will give you a companion in the form of a life-sized replica of Captain Kirk, included with every purchase. The Web site advocates putting it in the “family area where you display all your other Star Trek collectibles,” apparently unaware of the paradox formed by the idea that a Star Trek fanatic would able to convince an Earth woman to bear their child. [via]