Due to advancements in tanning technology, the science of artificial sun is as accessible to the wealthy as it is to spiky haired Italian gentleman today. Fortunately, there’s a way to restore the frivolosity of self-tanning once more with the $450 Tom Ford tanning goggles. Nevermind the fact that no one will ever see you in the tanning bed and thus you have no reason to wear anything expensive…details, details.

[via, thanks Hannah for the tip!]