Is your mom hard to shop for? Get her Ninette van Kamp’s Souffrez Pour Moi this Mother’s Day. The price isn’t listed on the Web site for this jewel-encrusted underwear which uses seams, beads, and textured fabric to create patterns on the skin (view the NSFW-ish finished product here) but it’s safe to assume it’s not exactly reasonably priced. So yes, basically, you’d be paying money for designer cellulite. What better way to tell mom, “Hey, your ass isn’t quite fat looking enough.”

[via, thanks Tara for the tip!]