How can you make a cool but entirely-too-common phone properly show how quickly you’re going to judge everyone whom you come across?  By lining it in gold, slapping some little diamonds on it, and making the center button a 6.6 carat diamond.  Such is the Apple iPhone 3G Kings Button, retailing for about $2.4 million.  Once we can find protection for it in the form of a case made entirely of Tyrannosaurus bone and the feathers of the Dodo bird, this phone will be ready for regular usage.

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